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College Football Week Seven Preview

I apologise for the lack of formatting in this post. I'm writing this on my iPhone from a coffee shop in a Dallas mall. I'm up to 12 words a minute on this baby.


Picks

Oklahoma State vs. Missouri

Can we postpone this game until Dez Bryant gets the all clear from the NCAA? OSU struggled to put away a bad Texas A&M team last week. Unless this game is also going to be played in monsoon-like conditions, don't be fooled by Mizzou's dreadful fourth quarter against Nebraska.
Missouri 30 Oklahoma State 24

Arkansas at Florida

The Hogs have shown the can name the score on a FCS team (Mo State), hammer a bad team (Texas A&M), and blow out a decent team at home (Auburn). They couldn't do any of those thing last season. But this will be a different kind of test.

However karma is on the Hogs' side. Arkansas has played a top ranked team on October 17th twice in their history. In 1964 Ken Hatfield returned a punt to beat number one Texas 14-13, and in 1981 Arkansas beat number one Texas 42-11. (I heard this from Clay Henry on the Tulsa Sports Animal. I'd feel bad if I took credit for his research.)

Interesting, but that's not going to win make Arkansas' defenders tackle any better.
Florida 31 Arkansas 30

Oklahoma vs. Texas

Oh no! Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy are friends! Cats and dogs are living together! Coke and Pepsi are in the same vending machine! The Capulets are breaking bread with the
Montagues!

Listen, if you think it's inappropriate for Bradford and McCoy to be buddies, then go to iamsecond.com and watch the videos and maybe that'll change your mind. I just hope the Lord convicts McCoy about flopping on the sidelines to draw personal fouls.
Texas 28 Oklahoma 27

College Football Week Six Preview

Last week I went to the game at Dallas Cowboys Stadium (a.k.a. Taj Ma-Stadium) between Arkansas and Texas A&M. I’ve written some experiences and observations from the trip in the space below.
 
Pig Screen TV
How big is the big screen? Here’s a story to describe the enormity of the screen. Texas A&M just completed a 60 yard TD pass to make the score 10 – 0, and I was looking up to the big screen to see a replay. But before the replay they showed the Aggie fans celebrating.
 
(It seems when they’re scanning the crowd for fans to show on the big screen, every stadium cameraman has one of two goals: 1. Find a cute baby or child. 2. Find a scantily clad female coed)
 
The camera came across three elated Texas A&M females wearing very fashionable but very dangerous strapless dresses. While I was looking at the screen waiting for the replay my wife gasped and started excitedly talking about the largest, high definition nipple-slip in the history of jumbotrons (Note: This has been confirmed by other sources as well). You’re probably asking “how does this explain the bigness of the screen?” Well I was looking at the screen at that exact moment… and I didn’t see it. I was looking at another section of the screen. It was too big to look at the entire screen at once.
 
Table for One
While I was walking into the Taj Ma-Stadium, a young A&M fan said “Hey! Why are you wearing the wrong shirt?” At first, I thought maybe I had mistakenly grabbed my Jeff Green jersey-shirt. But I looked down to see a razorback, the logo of my alma mater, on my chest. I looked back up at the young trash-talker and before I could say anything, he ran right into a table. He was too concerned with what I was going to say and not where he was walking.
 
The interaction was a reflection of the game. The Aggie’s got the first shot in, but ultimately went home with a lump on their head.
 
See for Youself
I could breakout the thesaurus and come up with all kinds of adjectives to describe watching a game in the new stadium, but that won’t be necessary because I took some video so you could see it for yourself. 
 

 
Picks
 
Arkansas vs. Auburn
 
While watching the inaugural Southwest Classic, it became obvious that the talent level at A&M is really low. Auburn will field a more competitive squad. I don’t gamble, but I do look at the lines on occasion. This game has the second highest over/under line in the country this week at 66 points. The Razorbacks could have a few flashbacks to the Georgia game.
 
By the way, Ryan Mallett is on pace to break the Arkansas school record for passing yards in a season by almost 800 yards.
Auburn  34  Arkansas  31
 
Oklahoma State at Texas A&M
 
Q: What’s worse than not having a number two receiver? A: Not having a number one receiver. Dez Bryant hopes to win an appeal to the NCAA next week, but the last time I checked OSU is still scheduled to play in College Station. As it turns out, the only cornerback that Dez Bryant has met that can stop him is Deion Sanders.
 
Before the season, everyone wrote in a big “W” next to this one (and it was written in pen I might add). Zac Robinson will need to run the ball well for the Cowboys to win.
Oklahoma State  24  Texas A&M  23
 
Oklahoma vs. Baylor
 
Q: What’s worse than not having a number two receiver? A: Not having a number one receiver. Oklahoma’s only reliable target Ryan Broyles went down with a shoulder injury. Broyles leads the country in TD catches and OU leads the country in shoulder injuries. Maybe a receiver will emerge from the bunch now that Sam Bradford is back.
Oklahoma  42  Baylor  13

Week Five College Football Preview

Before the start of the college football season, I had a conversation with a friend about the best wide receivers in college football. Before the first game even started, it was a difficult list to put together. It seemed as if all the great receivers had gone pro, with six being selected in the first round of the 2009 NFL Draft. The receiver draft class included Darrius Heyward-Bey, Michael Crabtree, Jeremy Maclin, Percy Harvin, Hakeem Nicks, and Kenny Britt.

However with week five upon us, there has been some talented receivers step up. Below are my top ten receivers in college football. This list is not based on who has the best numbers so far, but rather who would you would want as your team’s number one wide receiver.

1. Dez Bryant, OSU – When the play starts, if the chain gang sees that Dez Bryant is NOT double-teamed, then they should just start moving the chains right then. Why waste time by waiting for the 20 yard reception.

2. A.J. Green, Georgia – If I was doing this list a week ago, Green would probably be 4 spots lower. But I had to move him up after witnessing Green carrying his team to victory with a 53 yard catch to set up the game-winning field goal after blocking Arizona State’s field goal on the previous possession.

3. Eric Decker, Minnesota

4. Mardy Gilyard, Cincinnati – If you haven’t seen Gilyard play here’s all you need to know: lightning-fast receiver, has been known to turn 2 yard catches into 80 yard TDs, a big weapon in the return game.

5. Dezmon Briscoe, Kansas – He’s been involved in several off the field incidents (including a fight with the KU basketball team) and the uber-disciplinarian Mark Mangino hasn’t kicked him off the team. That’s how good he is.

6. Ryan Broyles, Oklahoma – See Gilyard, Mardy.

7. Jordan Shipley, Texas

8. Greg Salas, Hawaii – He leads the nation with 601 receiving yards.

9. Dexter McCluster, Ole Miss – He’s the best player in the country under 5’8”. Note: He’s also the best player under 5’9”.

10. Michael Floyd, Notre Dame – What does Floyd have in common with Adrian Peterson? They both broke their collarbone while making an amazing play that went for a touchdown.

Picks

Tulsa at Rice

Rice hasn’t given up less then 35 points to an opponent all season. The streak won’t end this week.
Tulsa  55  Rice  17

Arkansas vs. Texas A&M

I will be attending this game in Jerry Jones’ new Taj Ma-Stadium. I hope they have wifi there. I’ve heard that I’m going to need to google “Arkansas Texas A&M score” frequently while watching the game.

Statistically the Aggies are the number one offense in the entire country. Oh yeah I almost forgot to mention that so far they’ve played New Mexico, Utah State, and UAB… Not that it matters, right??
Arkansas  45  Texas A&M  20

Oklahoma at Miami

When in doubt, pick the team with the better pass rush.
Oklahoma  27  Miami  20

College Football Week Four Preview

The following is the answer key to last week's questions.

Tulsa (45-0 loss to OU)

 It TU a legit threat to Houston for CUSA title?

Nope. The best CUSA team would have at least scored once against the Sooners.

 Are they a contender to receive a BCS at large?

YES!...Just kidding. This one's a no too.

 Is G.J. Kinne a big time QB?

Maybe. I know Kinne had three turnovers, but he had defenders in his face the entire game. That's by far the best defense he'll face all year and two of his top weapons weren't entirely healthy (Damaris Johnson and Charles Clay).

Oklahoma State (41-24 win over Rice)

  Is there something wrong with Zac Robinson and the OSU offense?

I suppose a 17 point win over Rice is acceptable but I think last year's OSU team would've scored at least 60 points on them. Perhaps Brandon Pettigrew's graduation was a bigger loss than we thought.

Oklahoma
(45-0 win over TU)

 Can Landry Jones move the ball and avoid turnovers?

The first pass he threw was behind Ryan Broyles and intercepted. After that, he was near perfect.

 Is DeMarco Murray all the way back from his knee cap injury?

It certainly looks like it. That touchdown catch and run he had was one of the more amazing plays in college football. I think now the question is how should OU divide the carries between Murray and Brown. 

  Does Oklahoma still have a problem covering kick returns?

This one is hard to answer because due to the commercials running long on Fox Sports' coverage, I only saw about two Tulsa kick returns. However, when they did return to the game Tulsa wasn't kicking off to OU so I think they're okay on covering kicks this year.

Arkansas

 Is the Arkansas defense any good?

No. Georgia racked up 530 yards, 52 points, and had four touchdown drives of five plays or less.

 Exactly how good is Ryan Mallett?

Very good. He can make the big plays down the field. Mallett broke the school records for passing yards and passing touchdowns in a game by the end of the third quarter. He's easily the best NFL prospect out of the quarterbacks in the SEC. But he is a risk taker in the mold of Brett Favre. Mallett isn't always going to make the easy throw to the flats. He forced some throws downfield. Mallett had a man open five yards downfield when he threw his first touchdown pass and when Arkansas failed to convert a 2nd and 10 in the fourth quarter.

 How much work can Michael Smith expect?

We really don't know. Smith sprained his shoulder on the first play of the game. He returned in the second half and had 11 touches for 92 yards.

Picks

Grambling State at Oklahoma State

The goal for OSU in this one is to win convincingly without getting anyone else injured. Hopefully Kendall Hunter and Dez Bryant will be 100% in two weeks against A&M.
Oklahoma State  55  Grambling State  17

Sam Houston State at Tulsa

Sorry Bomar fans. He already graduated.
Tulsa  70  Sam Houston State  20

Arkansas at Alabama

If Arkansas wins then they'll have to win the turnover battle and control the ball with a run game. They're not particularly skilled at either of those things, so 'Bama wins this one easily.
Alabama  48  Arkansas  31


College Football Week Three Preview

We’re coming up on week three and there are still quite a few questions facing our local teams. Below I have run down all the questions that are expected to be answered this Saturday.
 
Tulsa
 
          Is TU a legit threat to Houston for CUSA title?
 
After Houston took down a ranked opponent on the road last week, they became the clear favorite to win CUSA. We’ll see if TU can answer Houston and make it a two team conference race in the minds of the experts. 
 
          Are they a contender to receive a BCS at large?
 
When Tulsa sees OU on the schedule I’m sure they assumed this was not their year to go undefeated and get a BCS birth. However, this game does not look as difficult as it did before the season. Under Bob Stoops, Oklahoma is 61-2 in Norman. If BYU became a national title contender when they beat OU on a neutral field, then TU will at least become a candidate for a BCS at-large spot if they get a win. 
 
          Is G.J. Kinne a big time QB?
 
So far it seems like Tulsa has hit another home run at the quarterback position. Kinne is more mobile than his predecessors as he’s leading the team in rushing. If he can have a good game against OU, he’ll start to turn some heads around the nation.
 
Oklahoma State
 
          Is there something wrong with Zac Robinson and the OSU offense?
 
This week Oklahoma State plays Rice. The quarterbacks who played Rice in the first two weeks of the season (Joe Webb of UAB, and Taylor Potts of Texas Tech) have accounted for 872 yards and 11 TDs. If Zac Robinson and the OSU offense can’t get on track against Rice, then Zac is hurt.
 
Oklahoma
 
          Can Landry Jones move the ball and avoid turnovers?
 
Jones had a good game against Idaho State, he had one interception and another interception that was dropped. He needs to avoid turnovers and make Tulsa go the length of the field against their defense to score.  
 
          Is DeMarco Murray all the way back from his knee cap injury?
 
For the first time since his knee injury in 2007, Murray looked explosive. It’ll be interesting to see if he can continue that against a FBS opponent.
 
          Does Oklahoma still have a problem covering kick returns?
 
If there are still any lingering problems with covering kicks then we’ll notice on Saturday. Tulsa’s kick returner Damaris Johnson will let us know.
 
Arkansas
 
          Is the Arkansas defense any good?
 
The Razorbacks surrendered 30 points a game last year. This will be their first test of the year. With their poor defense and really good offense, It seems Arkansas would fit in more with the Big 12 than the SEC.
 
          Exactly how good is Ryan Mallett?
 
We’ve all heard the tall tales about Ryan Mallett’s strong right arm. But how good can he be? We’ll find out Saturday
 
By the way, here are my favorite Ryan Mallett legends.
 
1. Once in high school he ran for a TD, spiked the ball, and struck oil.

2. During a game he tried to complete a pass by throwing it towards his own end zone. He threw the ball all the way around the earth and into the hands of his receiver. But the play was called back by a holding penalty.

3. Ryan Mallett doesn’t bring a gun when he’s bird hunting. Just a football.  

          How much work can Michael Smith expect?
 
In his first eight games, Arkansas’ 5’9” 180 pound RB Michael Smith averaged 28 touches per game. He struggled the final four games due to injuries. The Hogs recruited well in the backfield and intend on limiting Smith’s carries, so exactly how many touches he’ll get is not known.
 
Picks
 
Rice at Oklahoma State
 
This CUSA team from Houston won’t be as much of a challenge as the last one.
Oklahoma State  63  Rice  14
 
Georgia at Arkansas
 
Georgia is 3-0 in Fayetteville and they’ve got a running game that will give the Hogs trouble. However, Arkansas has been preparing for this game since spring football and they’re much healthier than Georgia.
Arkansas  38  Georgia  31
 
Tulsa at Oklahoma
 
There are several things that have to go right for Tulsa to win in Norman. They need to get turnovers and a few good kick returns because I don’t see the OU defense giving up too many yards. However, Damaris Johnson has the ability to have a Wes Caswell type game.
Oklahoma  31  Tulsa  24

College Football Week Two Preview

Week one of the 2009 college football season will go down as the most memorable opening week in the history of the state of Oklahoma. Oklahoma State won against a ranked team, OU lost against a team ranked 18 spots lower than them, and Tulsa beat a conference opponent on the road. In the next few paragraphs I'm going to address the local fanbases individually. This will be a little like Lou Holtz's "Pep Talks" except without all the spitting and nonsense.

Oklahoma State
Great win guys. You overcame a slow start and put the game out of reach by taking advantage of your opportunities. But let's put this in perspective. The national title buzz (though fun to talk about) is a little premature. The Big 12 if a tough conference and there's a long way to go. I feel like some people are going to be dissappointed with a 10 win season, which would be a great season. Remember, nothing is ever as good as it seems and nothing is ever as bad as it seems.

Oklahoma
Ouch. This loss stings. But fire Bob Stoops? Are you sure you want to do that? It's really hard to find a good coach. It took OU three coaches, eleven years, and three losing seasons to find a good coach after Switzer. It's not that bad. Oklahoma could rebound and have a 10 win season which is very good (this might be where the representitive from OU yells out "THAT'S A LIE). Remember, nothing is ever as good as it seems and nothing is ever as bad as it seems.

Tulsa
Good job Tulsa. Keep it up.

Arkansas
So you guys had 447 yards passing? In 2007 (the last year under Houston Nutt) it took Arkansas three full games to reach over 450 yards passing.

Picks

Tulsa at New Mexico
The Hurricane just keep rolling by plugging in good quarterbacks into their system. G.J. Kinne is a dual threat QB that can burn teams with his arm and his legs.
Tulsa  38  New Mexico  27

Idaho State at Oklahoma
The only suspense going in to this game will be whether or not Landry Jones will keep his mustache. Last week, when Bradford went down not only did Landry look very worried, but I think he knew that his awful mustache was being seen by everyone in the stadium on the biggest HD television screen in the world.
Oklahoma  58  Idaho State  7

Houston at Oklahoma State
This week we'll really see whether OSU's defense is improved or if Georgia's offense is just really bad. Last year Houston scored 37 points on OSU and was leading at halftime. Oklahoma State will win this game with a healthy dose of Kendall Hunter up the middle and Dez Bryant on the edge.
Oklahoma State  48  Houston  41

Who is This Year's Clemson?

The 2008 college football season seemed like it was the year for Clemson. They were coming off a 9-4 record in 2007 and returned a senior quarterback who threw for almost 3,000 yards the previous year (Cullen Harper). Clemson brought back two phenomenal running backs (James Davis and C.J. Spiller) and a 1,000 yard receiver (Aaron Kelley). Clemson opened the season ranked 9th in the AP Poll. Nothing could possibly stop Clemson from walking through the ACC and into their first BCS bowl.

 

…And then the season started.

 

Clemson was blown out by Alabama on national television the first week of the season and went 4-4 in the ACC. Cullen Harper, the veteran quarterback, threw more interceptions than touchdowns. Davis and Spiller combined, rushed for 450 yards less than they did the previous year. Clemson finished the season a disappointing 7-6 and fired Coach Tommy Bowden in the middle of the season.

 

Failing to live up to lofty expectations is not exclusive to the 2008 Clemson Tigers. Over the past seven seasons there are eight teams who were a preseason top 15 team and finished the season with seven wins or less. Below is a list of those teams.


Year

Team (Record)

2008

Auburn (5-7), Clemson (7-6)

2007

Louisville (6-6)

2006

Florida State (7-6)

2005

Iowa (7-5)

2004

KansasState (4-7)

2003

N/A

2002

Washington (7-6), Nebraska (7-7)


 
So, who is this year’s Clemson? Which team has deficiencies that are being overlooked while offensive stars get the publicity? Who is everyone overrating? The answer: Ole Miss Rebels.

The first thing prognosticators point to when predicting a top 10 finish for the Ole Miss season is the favorable schedule. The Rebels’ non conference schedule consists of two FCS (formerly D-IAA) teams along with Memphis and UAB. In league play they don’t play the top two teams in the east (Florida and Georgia). But it’s still the SEC. The Auburn Tigers are the only team Mississippi plays that won’t have a shot to beat them.

The Rebels return 15 starters including QB Jevan Snead and “Wildcatter” Dexter McCluster.  However they lost two offensive linemen to graduation, one of which was All-American tackle Michael Oher. With the ground game taking a hit, the Rebels will lean on Jevan Snead to make more plays this year. 
 

But is Jevan Snead the game changing QB that he’s being made out to be? Last season, he completed only 56% of his passes. Combine that with the fact that Coach Houston Nutt is just 2-5 when his teams are ranked in the top 10 and 9-9 when his teams are ranked in the top 15. Ole Miss is this year’s Clemson.

Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com

 

 

If Not Blake ...Then Who?

By now, we all know the virtues of Blake Griffin. He’s a quick and explosive leaper, strong with the ball, and has excellent timing when going up for rebounds and blocks. Griffin’s jump shot is still in its embryonic stage, but has potential. His sneezes are more like thunderstorms, he was forged from steel and iron, and accidentally ripped the phonebook in half when he was searching the yellow pages for a decent place to play laser tag.
 
This is the Blake Griffin draft. There are no guarantees in this year’s class with the exception of the projected number one pick. For the Oklahoma City Thunder, plan A is to hope to win the NBA Draft Lottery and select Blake Griffin. Plan B is to use their collection of picks and other assets to try to acquire Griffin’s rights through a trade. Plan C is to simply draft a player wherever they’re slotted in the lottery.
 
Below I have ranked their options for Plan C.
 
 
1. James Harden, SG Arizona State
 
He’s shorter than most NBA shooting guards, but he has the crafty moves to get his shot off.
 
Comparison: A shorter Paul Pierce
 
2. Hasheem Thabeet, C UConn  

In Thabeet’s first few years in the league he will be exclusively a defensive player. But with Durant, Green, and Westbrook averaging 46 shots between them Thabeet won’t be relied upon for much offense. He has a ton of room for improvement (he’s only been playing basketball since he was 16) and his numbers have improved every year at UConn.
 
Comparison: Dikembe Mutumbo
 
3. Jordan Hill, PF Arizona 
 
He’ll be a good dirty work power forward. He won’t immediately be a guy who the Thunder can depend on to consistently score from the block.
 
Comparison: Jason Maxiell
 
4. Stephan Curry, PG Davidson 
 
If the Thunder can’t reach for a big man because Thabeet and Hill are off the board. Oklahoma City needs more three point shooters and Curry has NBA range. I would feel comfortable with Curry backing up Westbrook and leading the second unit.
 
Comparison: Janerro Pargo with better passing ability
 
5. Gerald Henderson, SG Duke 
 
Henderson has always had the athletic ability and this year he’s starting to knock down some shots.
 
Comparison: Poor Man’s Dwayne Wade
 
 
6. Eric Maynor, PG VCU 
 
Much should be made about Jeff Capel’s recruiting ability. Capel has landed four McDonald’s All Americans in three years (counting the class of 2009). If Maynor cracks the lottery, then Capel would have two of his former recruits go in the top 14.
 
Comparison: Rodney Stuckey
 
7. Chase Budinger, SF Arizona 
 
Last June after the Thunder drafted Westbrook I watched a UCLA vs. Arizona replay on ESPN Classic to get a better look at Westbrook. After the first half I sent one of my friends a text that said “If Westbrook is guarded by Chase Budinger every game of his NBA career then he’ll be a Hall of Famer.” The Thunder might have to hide Budinger on defense but he can flat out shoot.
 
Comparison: Wally Szerbiak
 
 
8. Jeff Teague, PG Wake Forest 
 
The only reason Teague is this low on the list is because the Thunder already have a Monta Ellis-type point guard.
 
Comparison: Monta Ellis
 
9. Greg Monroe 
 
I wouldn’t be too disappointed with the addition of another high character guy to a team full of high character guys. But he would need time to develop and I question whether he’s big enough to play center.
 
Comparison: Brad Miller
 
10. Ty Lawson, PG UNC 
 
He’s the fastest guy I’ve seen this year with the ball in his hands.
 
Comparison: A Thicker Speedy Claxton
 
 
Late 1st / Early 2nd Round Wish list
1. Jodie Meeks, SG Kentucky
2. Dionte Christmas, SG Temple
3. Robert Vaden, SG UAB
4. Terrence Williams, SF Louisville
5. Josh Heytvelt, PF Gonzaga ;

Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com

 

Super Notes

Well, it’s Super Bowl time again. Right now everyone is getting ready for their big Super Bowl parties by washing the fine Mike Tom-linen napkins and firing up the grill for the Ben Roethlis-burgers and the Kurt Weiners with Hines (Ward) ketchup. The Arizona Cardinal fans are just hoping they won’t have to break out the Anquan Bol-gin and juice by the second quarter.   

Below are some Super Bowl Notes

  • There could not be any more contrast in tradition between two teams than the Steelers and the Cardinals. One team is trying to win their NFL record sixth Super Bowl Championship, and the other team’s best moment is when Rod Tidwell caught a touchdown pass on Monday Night Football (in the movie Jerry Maguire).

 

  • If there is one game the entire year, in any sport, that doesn’t need a pre-game show it’s the Super Bowl.     Since there is an off week in between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl, the sports watching public is already overloaded with Super Bowl information, injury reports, and story lines before Super Bowl Sunday even gets here. But not only is there going to be a pre-game show, there is going to be six hours   of Super Bowl pre-game.

 

  • In a July article I proclaimed the 2008 baseball season the “Year of Our Lord.” This might end up being the “Year of Our Lord” in football as well. First, sports’ most famous Christian, Tim Tebow, wins another national championship and now two Christian quarterbacks are going to play for the Super Bowl. Kurt Warner is a known Christian, and in Ben Roethlisberger’s rookie year, the NFL threatened to fine him if he didn’t stop writing “PFJ” on his shoes and arm bands. The PFJ stands for “Play For Jesus.”

Prediction: If Arizona gets off to a good start then they’ll have a chance to keep it close. This appears to be a “David vs. Goliath” type matchup (both in overall record and the team’s historical success). The Steelers are big and physical on defense and I don’t expect them to commit the Cardinal sin of playing zone on Larry Fitzgerald. Meanwhile the word “soft” has been used to describe the Cardinals more than a few times.

However, you have to consider this is a David vs. Goliath matchup during the “Year of Our Lord” in football. And when you get down to it, all a football is, is four leather straps with a prolate spheroidal shaped object inside.  A football that the Cardinals will throw all over the field. I’ve read the story of David and Goliath many times and every time I read it, David always wins.

Arizona Cardinals  31  Pittsburg Steelers  28

 
Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com

Simple Sports Analogies

In elementary school my teachers would have us practice simple analogies with fill in the blanks. For example: “cat is to kitten as dog is to ________.”
 
Since that time I’ve built upon the foundation that was laid in Mrs. Nixon’s second grade classroom and become a decent analogist. I decided to get some use out of an otherwise useless skill by turning my analogy ability towards the sports world to come up with some simple sports analogies.
 
 
NBC is to Michael Phelps as FOX is to Tebow
 
Earlier this month during the broadcast of the BCS National Championship Game, FOX’s fawning over Tim Tebow reminded me of this summer when Michael Phelps was the apple of Dick Ebersol’s eye.
 
It seems every non-Gator college football fan is outraged at the tremendous amount of positive press Tebow is getting. In some ways it’s understandable. There are twenty-one other players on the field so why did Fox announcers Thom Brennaman and Charles Davis frustrate the knowledgeable football fan by telling us the same Tebow stories we’ve already heard.
 
But why is everyone so upset? Bob Costas, Marv Albert, and the rest of the NBA media celebrated Michael Jordan in the same way. Where was the public outcry when Jordan was being exalted by the media? Gatorade told us to “Be like Mike.” The same Mike that punched his teammates, visited casinos the night before playoff games, and was accused of adultery. 
 
Another part of the anti-Tebow movement that I don’t understand is people blaming Tebow for the coverage of Tebow. He doesn’t write and produce the college football pre and post game shows. If next season you find yourself suffering from Tebow overload, put the blame in the proper place. In addition, let’s at least appreciate the fact that Tebow is a positive role model, and the stories we have heard over and over are uplifting. 
 
Tim Tebow is to College Football as Darrell Hammond is to SNL
 
Tim Tebow is made for the college game and not the NFL. He’s a powerful college player but he has average strength by NFL standards. Tebow is an accurate passer at the college level where his receivers get plenty of separation but not accurate enough for the NFL where he’ll have to fit the ball in tighter windows. Tebow will have a place in the NFL but it will be in a nontraditional system. 
 
Darrell Hammond holds the record for most seasons as a Saturday Night Live cast member. He knows that being primarily an impressionist makes him ideal for SNL’s format of short comedic skits. Hammond doesn’t move on to doing movies like many former SNL cast members because nobody wants to see the same impression for an hour and a half. He’s an exceptional on SNL but wouldn’t be a success in movies. Just like Tebow is a phenomenal college quarterback but will be underwhelming in the NFL.
 
Tony Crocker is to Oklahoma Basketball as Stefan Welsh is to Arkansas Basketball
 
Crocker and Welsh are boom or bust players. Both capable of shooting the lights out and scoring 28 points or shooting 28% with 4 turnovers.
 
Robert Jarvis is to ORU Basketball as Master Chief is to Halo
 
Jarvis leads the Summit League in field goal attempts by a 29 shot margin. Obviously, Jarvis and Master Chief both have the same philosophy. “Shoot first and ask questions…maybe.”
 
Tulsa Offense is to College Basketball as Frank TV is to Sketch Comedy
 
The TU offense seems like they should be better than what they have been so far. Against ranked teams, Tulsa is averaging 47 points per game. They have a pure scorer in Ben Uzoh, a low post threat with Jerome Jordan, and two 40% three point shooters. On paper, TU has all the ingredients for a decent offense.
 
Frank TV seems like it should be funny. Frank Caliendo’s stand up is good and his impressions are amazingly accurate. But the show just isn’t funny.
 
Ultimately Frank TV and the TU offense both leave you feeling bored.
 
Sean Sutton coaching is to Sean Sutton not coaching as Mr. Hyde is to Dr. Jekyll
 
Last week during the OU vs. Texas basketball game the ESPN cameras found Sean Sutton in the crowd and he actually looked good. After last season as OSU’s coach he was always sweating through his suit, had his eyebrows at 45 degree angles, and looked like he was on the brink of passing out. It looks like life outside of coaching is treating him well.
 
I just hope he’s still doing well when he’s coaching the University of Tulsa Hurricane next season.
 
Lee Mayberry is to Booker T. Washington Girls Basketball as Alexander Baldwin is to Hollywood
 
I recently read a Tulsa World article about former Arkansas great and NBA first round pick Lee Mayberry and his oldest daughter Taleya Mayberry. Taleya Mayberry stars at Booker T. Washington High School in Tulsa, OK and next year she will be on scholarship to play basketball at the University of Tulsa.
 
What stuck out at me in this article is that Lee Mayberry has four other daughters that will presumably go to and play basketball at Booker T. If Taleya’s sisters can play anywhere close to the level she has been playing, then Booker T Girls basketball is set for the next decade.
 
Okay, so I concede that there might be a better comparison to Lee Mayberry’s basketball family than the patriarch of the Baldwin Brothers.
 
If you can think of a better version than any of the above analogies or have your own sports analogies to share feel free to leave a comment.

Dustin Talley can be reached at DTalley@oksportsreport.com